The Anti-porn Activists

One day, a boy named Gondor decided to surf the web for some adult-type news. He was very interested in wanting to find out how he would be an adult. Being new to the whole scene, he typed in "Adult news". Lo and behold, a burial offering came up. He had to choose between three million to four million, unsupervised, web-sites. Being at the age of only twelve, he would go on to pick some favorites.

He soon caught liver failure and had to go the hospital. His mom and dad were very worried about what happened. The doctor soon found out that an adult toy had been somehow forced into his digestive system. He had a lot of rectal problems, and the damage of the tissue appeared to be severe. He underwent plastic surgery and adopted a new robot-butt as his life-long partner. Life was really difficult for him after that. He had to get minor oil-change ups, like how you would take a car to Jiffy Lube. Unfortunately, the inventor was a greedy man who placed a patent on oil changes and so his parents made their son work double shifts. All the boys at the locker would jeer at his butt in the showers. The ASB group of high school even managed to honor a new voting category for seniors-"Most likely to break the most chairs in a lifetime!"

Five years later, Gondor came to know the Lord as his Savior and friend. He would then travel over the world, often mooning himself to the public. He even married a lady two years his senior and after adjusting with his spouse for five years, gave birth to a beautiful son, Solomon. Solomon would go on to try to rule over the world and create nifty devices to sell to merchants. Gondor was eventually awarded a President's medal for public health service in promoting a healthy life-style for old people stuck to machines.